my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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