she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I will pee on everything he values.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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