The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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