Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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