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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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