On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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