i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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