I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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