Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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