So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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