She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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