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Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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