Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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