Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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