hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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