mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
foreskin is a definite game changer
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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