Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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