Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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