Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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