it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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