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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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