Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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