Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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