Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just high enough for therapy.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Randomize