There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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