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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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