i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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