there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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