I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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