i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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