I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
should my penis look like a turkey
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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