i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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