new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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