i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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