Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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