I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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