My liver just broke up with me...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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