I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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