I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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