How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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