Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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