he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have fence marks all over my body
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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