I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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