do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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