Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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