I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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