Don't you send me to vm
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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