That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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