I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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