OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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